Ralph Scherer | No matter where you go, there you are. » Janetisms

Janet is wise between her ears…

Ralphie Boy — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 18:55:07 +0000

“I don’t poop every day unless I take that shit.”

and

“I really don’t do want to go inside.”

Ralphie Boy — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 19:32:28 +0000

Well that’s not gonna help us if she’s not there to help us.

Ralphie Boy — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 20:03:40 +0000

Another Janetism, or two:

“It just doesn’t make any sense if that makes sense.”

Oh really? And another thing:

“That’s the problem: the cups you’re drinking throw everything off.”

Ralphie Boy — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:03:30 +0000

Not bad is not very good.

Ralphie Boy — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 01:39:24 +0000

That person made me so mad I wanted to give them a mouthful.

Ralphie Boy — Sat, 02 May 2009 14:22:55 +0000

I found this gem today, written on the back of a business card in my wallet.

I just know it must have come from the lips of my sweet Juanita.

I also knew I had to share it.