Category Archives: Janetisms

“I don’t poop every day unless I take that shit.” and “I really don’t do want to go inside.”

Well that’s not gonna help us if she’s not there to help us.

Another Janetism, or two: “It just doesn’t make any sense if that makes sense.” Oh really? And another thing: “That’s the problem: the cups you’re drinking throw everything off.”

Not bad is not very good.

That person made me so mad I wanted to give them a mouthful.

I found this gem today, written on the back of a business card in my wallet. I just know it must have come from the lips of my sweet Juanita. I also knew I had to share it.